: Mustang Morons
CTSilverGoat 08-11-2004, 04:36 PM Okay, so these aren't really kills, but I had to share these stories with you guys. Yesterday, I'm sitting at a stoplight in the center of town and this 04 Mach 1 rolls up behind me and revs his engine a few times. I just sat there idling until the light turned green at which point I took off like a shot leaving a little rubber and smoke behind. I look in my mirror, and the Mustang is still sitting at the light. So at the next light, he catches up and says, "Dude, my car's way faster then yours. I just happened to stall it back there." The kid couldn't have been a day older then 18. I just laughed my a** off at him. He didn't like that too much I guess, because he rolled up his windows.
Fastforward to last night.
I went to pick up ginders at the local pizza place and there's a newer(possibly an 04, maybe an 05) Mustang GT Convertable parked in the lot. I pulled up next to him and went in to get my order. As soon as I get in the door, there's a guy standing there tooting his horn about how his car's the baddest thing on the road to the owner of the pizza joint. I stood there listening to his BS while my order was being bagged. On my way out, I say "Hey is that your pony?" He answers all snotty "yeah." So I say, "It looks like someone parked a Goat next to it. Kinda makes your pony look like a POS, doesn't it?" Then the owner of the pizza place, walks from around the counter and looks out at my GTO and goes, "wow, that is really nice. I hear they can haul a** too." I say "Yeah, I hear that too." So now the guy who owns the Mustang is bright red and starts saying "The GTO is garbage. It's got a cavalier engine and one of those rice burner exhausts!" I laughed and walked out to my car started it up and pulled it right up next to the door, pausing long enough to rev the engine and laugh at him. The look on his face was priceless...sort of like :blink:
Are all people who drive Mustangs dipsticks? I only know one who's a diehard stang fan who admits that he is in love with the GTO.
gto_in_nc 08-11-2004, 04:45 PM Not all - just most, I think... ;)
DEICHEVY 08-11-2004, 05:08 PM Originally posted by CTSilverGoat@Aug 11 2004, 03:36 PM
Okay, so these aren't really kills, but I had to share these stories with you guys. Yesterday, I'm sitting at a stoplight in the center of town and this 04 Mach 1 rolls up behind me and revs his engine a few times. I just sat there idling until the light turned green at which point I took off like a shot leaving a little rubber and smoke behind. I look in my mirror, and the Mustang is still sitting at the light. So at the next light, he catches up and says, "Dude, my car's way faster then yours. I just happened to stall it back there." The kid couldn't have been a day older then 18. I just laughed my a** off at him. He didn't like that too much I guess, because he rolled up his windows.
Fastforward to last night.
I went to pick up ginders at the local pizza place and there's a newer(possibly an 04, maybe an 05) Mustang GT Convertable parked in the lot. I pulled up next to him and went in to get my order. As soon as I get in the door, there's a guy standing there tooting his horn about how his car's the baddest thing on the road to the owner of the pizza joint. I stood there listening to his BS while my order was being bagged. On my way out, I say "Hey is that your pony?" He answers all snotty "yeah." So I say, "It looks like someone parked a Goat next to it. Kinda makes your pony look like a POS, doesn't it?" Then the owner of the pizza place, walks from around the counter and looks out at my GTO and goes, "wow, that is really nice. I hear they can haul a** too." I say "Yeah, I hear that too." So now the guy who owns the Mustang is bright red and starts saying "The GTO is garbage. It's got a cavalier engine and one of those rice burner exhausts!" I laughed and walked out to my car started it up and pulled it right up next to the door, pausing long enough to rev the engine and laugh at him. The look on his face was priceless...sort of like :blink:
Are all people who drive Mustangs dipsticks? I only know one who's a diehard stang fan who admits that he is in love with the GTO.
Dude you are right they are lame. This older dude has like a 2003 GT and he is like a teenage joke. He says in his hillbilly voice "I think I can TAYKE IT MAAAN"
He declined to race for money. Not so confident he can "TAYKE IT". I am still undefeated .
DANSLS1 08-11-2004, 10:20 PM I think the morons drive all kinds. I got next to a 6 banger camaro today w/ a ricer exhaust. He kept revving real loud in traffic trying to be a bada$$. There were 2 lights where he was a bit behind me and I was first stopped at the light. He hung back real slow and made sure somebody else got next to me at the light each time.
I just laugh anymore...
Dan
Nocturn 08-11-2004, 10:26 PM Well It probably wasnt an 05 as the 05's look just like the 64's. Come to think of it, I reved at a older convertible mustang today....but it could have been a new 05 *shrug* :hysterical:
Goat Lover 08-12-2004, 01:13 AM Originally posted by CTSilverGoat@Aug 11 2004, 03:36 PM
Okay, so these aren't really kills, but I had to share these stories with you guys. Yesterday, I'm sitting at a stoplight in the center of town and this 04 Mach 1 rolls up behind me and revs his engine a few times. I just sat there idling until the light turned green at which point I took off like a shot leaving a little rubber and smoke behind. I look in my mirror, and the Mustang is still sitting at the light. So at the next light, he catches up and says, "Dude, my car's way faster then yours. I just happened to stall it back there." The kid couldn't have been a day older then 18. I just laughed my a** off at him. He didn't like that too much I guess, because he rolled up his windows.
Fastforward to last night.
I went to pick up ginders at the local pizza place and there's a newer(possibly an 04, maybe an 05) Mustang GT Convertable parked in the lot. I pulled up next to him and went in to get my order. As soon as I get in the door, there's a guy standing there tooting his horn about how his car's the baddest thing on the road to the owner of the pizza joint. I stood there listening to his BS while my order was being bagged. On my way out, I say "Hey is that your pony?" He answers all snotty "yeah." So I say, "It looks like someone parked a Goat next to it. Kinda makes your pony look like a POS, doesn't it?" Then the owner of the pizza place, walks from around the counter and looks out at my GTO and goes, "wow, that is really nice. I hear they can haul a** too." I say "Yeah, I hear that too." So now the guy who owns the Mustang is bright red and starts saying "The GTO is garbage. It's got a cavalier engine and one of those rice burner exhausts!" I laughed and walked out to my car started it up and pulled it right up next to the door, pausing long enough to rev the engine and laugh at him. The look on his face was priceless...sort of like :blink:
Are all people who drive Mustangs dipsticks? I only know one who's a diehard stang fan who admits that he is in love with the GTO.
Sometimes people can be such idiots and a$$es :/
I feel sorry fdor tier ignorance to...
I went to pick up ginders at the local pizza place and there's a newer(possibly an 04, maybe an 05) Mustang GT Convertable parked in the lot. I pulled up next to him and went in to get my order. As soon as I get in the door, there's a guy standing there tooting his horn about how his car's the baddest thing on the road to the owner of the pizza joint. I stood there listening to his BS while my order was being bagged. On my way out, I say "Hey is that your pony?" He answers all snotty "yeah." So I say, "It looks like someone parked a Goat next to it. Kinda makes your pony look like a POS, doesn't it?" Then the owner of the pizza place, walks from around the counter and looks out at my GTO and goes, "wow, that is really nice. I hear they can haul a** too." I say "Yeah, I hear that too." So now the guy who owns the Mustang is bright red and starts saying "The GTO is garbage. It's got a cavalier engine and one of those rice burner exhausts!" I laughed and walked out to my car started it up and pulled it right up next to the door, pausing long enough to rev the engine and laugh at him. The look on his face was priceless...sort of like :blink:
Ignorant fools...It amazes me the level of ignorance of some people
mikeyboy 08-14-2004, 11:07 AM I've seen this attitude with many mustang driver's. Mostly because many mustang drivers are young, way young, and have no idea what else is out there on the road in the way of power. *sigh* it is amusing, don't let it get to ya though. There are the occasional cool stang drivers out there, and these guys/gals are diehard ford folk.
desertgoat 08-14-2004, 11:36 AM I have no problems with actual real live Mustang drivers. They can all be Einsteins or idiots for all I care. Their money, their car, their choice.
But I do have a problem with Mustang owners who go online and then join GTO sites and then start making fun of the goat. Nothing but troublemakers.
1fast4d 08-14-2004, 04:14 PM Who's a mustang guy registered here that trash talks gto's?
1964GTO 08-14-2004, 06:15 PM Originally posted by 1fast4d@Aug 14 2004, 03:14 PM
Who's a mustang guy registered here that trash talks gto's?
theres know one on this site right know that i can think of. You seem to be respectful of GTOs. I seem to remember you saying you like 64s as well.
mikeyboy 08-14-2004, 06:19 PM 1fastfd, that your cobra in the pic? Very nice, I was crusing next to one earlier today, a dark charcoal color, Beautiful. :D
1fast4d 08-14-2004, 06:53 PM Originally posted by mikeyboy@Aug 14 2004, 05:19 PM
1fastfd, that your cobra in the pic? Very nice, I was crusing next to one earlier today, a dark charcoal color, Beautiful. :D
Step dad's cobra, he made like one post here.
desertgoat 08-14-2004, 07:30 PM Originally posted by 1fast4d@Aug 14 2004, 03:14 PM
Who's a mustang guy registered here that trash talks gto's?
Why do you want to know. Are you going to beat him up?
1fast4d 08-14-2004, 08:33 PM Originally posted by desertgoat+Aug 14 2004, 06:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (desertgoat @ Aug 14 2004, 06:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-1fast4d@Aug 14 2004, 03:14 PM
Who's a mustang guy registered here that trash talks gto's?
Why do you want to know. Are you going to beat him up? [/b][/quote]
Me. Beat some one up? :lol:
Dude seriously I'm like 5'9 and I weigh in at a staggering 150lbs, a 3 year old girl could kick my a**.
DEICHEVY 08-16-2004, 04:48 PM Eat some spinach dude :unsure:
1fast4d 08-16-2004, 06:35 PM Originally posted by DEICHEVY@Aug 16 2004, 03:48 PM
Eat some spinach dude :unsure:
Trust me dude I've tried everything. The past two years of my life I've been eating well, running, and lifting a lot, I guess I'm just not supposed to have muscle.
And anyways I'm only 16 right now so I got some time to get bigger
desertgoat 08-16-2004, 07:36 PM You don't have to fight them, you just need to outrun them. And with that Cobra, it shouldn't be too hard. Unless of course the guy trying to kickyourass is riding in a goat....
:lol:
JohnPaulPSU 08-16-2004, 10:17 PM Originally posted by 1fast4d@Aug 16 2004, 05:35 PM
And anyways I'm only 16 right now so I got some time to get bigger
Yeah that's the truth. My first drivers license from when I was 16 said:
5'7" 140lbs
Now at age 27:
6'3" almost 200 lbs
chadbarb99 08-17-2004, 12:44 AM Originally posted by CTSilverGoat@Aug 11 2004, 08:36 PM
Okay, so these aren't really kills, but I had to share these stories with you guys. Yesterday, I'm sitting at a stoplight in the center of town and this 04 Mach 1 rolls up behind me and revs his engine a few times. I just sat there idling until the light turned green at which point I took off like a shot leaving a little rubber and smoke behind. I look in my mirror, and the Mustang is still sitting at the light. So at the next light, he catches up and says, "Dude, my car's way faster then yours. I just happened to stall it back there." The kid couldn't have been a day older then 18. I just laughed my a** off at him. He didn't like that too much I guess, because he rolled up his windows.
Fastforward to last night.
I went to pick up ginders at the local pizza place and there's a newer(possibly an 04, maybe an 05) Mustang GT Convertable parked in the lot. I pulled up next to him and went in to get my order. As soon as I get in the door, there's a guy standing there tooting his horn about how his car's the baddest thing on the road to the owner of the pizza joint. I stood there listening to his BS while my order was being bagged. On my way out, I say "Hey is that your pony?" He answers all snotty "yeah." So I say, "It looks like someone parked a Goat next to it. Kinda makes your pony look like a POS, doesn't it?" Then the owner of the pizza place, walks from around the counter and looks out at my GTO and goes, "wow, that is really nice. I hear they can haul a** too." I say "Yeah, I hear that too." So now the guy who owns the Mustang is bright red and starts saying "The GTO is garbage. It's got a cavalier engine and one of those rice burner exhausts!" I laughed and walked out to my car started it up and pulled it right up next to the door, pausing long enough to rev the engine and laugh at him. The look on his face was priceless...sort of like :blink:
Are all people who drive Mustangs dipsticks? I only know one who's a diehard stang fan who admits that he is in love with the GTO.
Dipsticks?? I would say,ah yea
1fast4d 08-17-2004, 01:31 AM Originally posted by desertgoat@Aug 16 2004, 06:36 PM
You don't have to fight them, you just need to outrun them. And with that Cobra, it shouldn't be too hard. Unless of course the guy trying to kickyourass is riding in a goat....
:lol:
The cobra would easily out run a gto, now if I was in my car it'd be a different story. ( 1991 Eagle Talon Tsi fwd/auto) that my friend = slow
1964GTO 08-17-2004, 10:01 AM Originally posted by desertgoat@Aug 16 2004, 06:36 PM
You don't have to fight them, you just need to outrun them. And with that Cobra, it shouldn't be too hard. Unless of course the guy trying to kickyourass is riding in a goat....
:lol:
I like that photo of your wife desertgoat :hysterical:
carnivore80 08-23-2004, 04:40 PM Don't worry about it at 16 years old 1Fast4D. I was 6'-2", 157 lbs when I was 16 yeas old. So pounds per inch of height, I was skinnier than you. By the end of high school, I was 185lbs, and now at 23 years old, I am 6'3 and weigh 210lbs. It just happens. Yor shoulders and chest will get bigger and your neck will get thicker and then you'll look huge. So quit worrying.....and stop fighting those 3 year old girls---it will save you the embarrasment of getting beat up. ;)
Yellow04GTO 08-25-2004, 05:36 PM I'm not really a newbie, I changed ISP's and got a new address. A buddy of mine has an 03 Mach 1, and he eats and sleeps Mustangs. In his defense he also has a beautiful 69 Mach 1, all matching and very nice. We did a roll-on from about 5 mph. He pulled me a little at first (his 03 Mach 1 has 4.30 gears, big exhaust, an intake spacer, and modified engine electronics, my car is box stock), but when I got to the top of second and into third my GTO just walked away. We shut off about 130 mph, with my GTO about 4 car lengths ahead. It was great, especially because there were witnesses.
My GTO has won first in class in 2 car shows, the class was 2000 and newer cars. People just stand and stare, because they have never seen the 04 GTO, they know about it, they just haven't seen one. Ya gotta love it.................
Nocturn 08-25-2004, 11:27 PM ****, perhaps he needs to retune his engine, that sounds pretty bad for a modded Mach1, most have been known to run along side a GTO .
HSV_255GTO 08-27-2004, 12:50 AM i'm a mustang driver, and for one, i'm in LOVE with the GTO from bumper to bumper. i have alot of people complain about to GTO when i mention that I am going to order one soon....just because its styling doesn't stick out like a sore thumb doesn't mean it has to suck. they just dont get it. i love the GTO's styling, every bit of it...it doesn't need hood scoops or all that bolt on **** that does absolutly NOTHING. people that race GTOs on the street and track i think will be rather surpised when they realize how quick they really are. i'm impressed with its numbers, they are almost indentical to those of the Mach 1, which is a much much smaller car that weights alot less. Yet the GTO is a big car by any coupe standards and at stock can put up a very good fight with a Mach 1, and keep up with many Cobras, and unlike mustangs, you can actually put 4 people in it, and be comfortable. But I will always have a mustang in my driveway, i love them, even though they aren't the most practical, aren't the most advanced in design, and aren't the best sports car that you can buy. they are just a great vehcile to have all-round, and have outstanding over loyalty, millions of enthusiasts, and and endless supply of mods. but i'll still have a goat parked next to it as my primary daily driver and cross country crusier someday soon :D
mike183 09-20-2004, 10:56 PM The things is that nobody really acknowledges how fast the mustang cobra or the GT is. I was recently out to the drag strip and my best time was a 14.46 at 96 mph so it will be a little faster when I get the motor broke in but not alot. There was a kid there with what he said was a stock mustang cobra that was running low 14's. I checked and couldnt see any upgrades to the motor. Everything looked stock on the car. He dusted me and I was a bit embarrased that what everyone calls a pony just dusted me so don't take them for granted.
Nocturn 09-21-2004, 02:36 AM Depending on year, the Cobras may or may beat a GTO, the supercharged ones will, but earlier ones will probably be a close race for an A4 as they are around the same HP ratio as the current Mach1.
YellowGoatNick 10-10-2004, 09:11 PM :hysterical: :hysterical: GOOD WORK!
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