Not A Gto kill!

Today i was goin on Route 24 south when my friend that was following me to Fall River MA gets all brave on his Ram 1500 so i said o yeh wanna get brave, i got a A4 Aztek Gt So then i was at 45mph when i shift down to third gear when i got to 5500rpm and blew him off, now his pissed and passes by me(rICER PASS BY :hysterical: ) so i say lets get to the next light and line up so i say his V8 vs My V6 i got no chance but lets see i shift my Aztek down to 1 now we just wait, Green light i floor it get to 5200 shift to 2 get to 5500 shift to 3 now i am ahead of him i am liking this now i shift to 3 and get up2 4000 rpm and get to D and i do 82 he gets blown and his really pisssed :jumpon: so when we stoped on the next light i was reving my engine to 3000 rpm and took of like a lil rocket when we got to pep boys i satrted laughin and sayn NO1 messes with SIMPLE_TEK :hysterical: :hysterical:

sORRY IT'S TO LONG I JUST HAD TO POST THIS.

I GOT A 200HP AZTEK AND HE GOT A V8 DODGE RAM 1500 300 AND SOMETHIN HP!!!

wow he's gotta be pissed. Nice one.

uhrm, okay....nice kill

:rolleyes:

*hang on, im still r.o.t.f.l.---> :hysterical: OK, just for kicks, you should get a GTO banner and place it across your Aztek windshield!!!!

(rolling on the floor laughing, for all you still wondering)

NOT A BAD IDEA!!!!! WATS THAT R.O.F.T.O.L SOMETHIN LIKE THAT WAT DOES IT MEAN?

Out of curiosity, was your buddies Hemi Ram a regular or crew cab? Is his an automatic or manual? Was he hauling any excess weight?

The reason I ask is although I can believe your story I dont see how a 345 HP Ram weighing in at 4800 pounds (pretty hefty) and quoting Truck Trend here 0-60 in 6.8 seconds is going to get walked by an Aztec AWD (a little over 4000 lbs) with 185 HP (maybe 190 or so with your mod) with a 0-60 in 9.2 seconds (this is for the LIGHTER FWD version too) :huh:

I'm not doubting your story of you beating him. I'm just trying to figure out why he lost as he should have won fairly easily. Maybe he can't drive, too much wheelspin, hauling too much weight or something. He does have the Hemi correct? Not the smaller V8?

I'm always glad to here Hemi kills. (I think they are overrated myself). I'm just trying to see what happened with your buddy, sounds like he needs some driving lessons. ;)

You mean you dont want to spend money on an engine that doesn't accomplish anything that hasn't been done in a similiar pushrod V8?!?!?!?!?!?

*points and laughs at hemi sheep*

HAHA those Aztec's definitely are mean machines. Did I read that correctly that you did a Neutral drop off the light? If you did, that's awesome ROFL. And Simple Tek, ROTFL means Rolling On The Floor Laughing. Go get' em Tiger!!

he has been driving since he was 13 years old but i drive since i was 9years old!!

my aztek has 200hp now and i will be adding some more stuff, but you know how are hemis they are overrated and a rear wheel drive truk heavy as hell and trying to get of at a high rpm not a good thing too much wheels spin so when he does the smoke show ill smoke him with his own smoke!!! :woot:

i am not used to these slangs yet lol!!! i was at neutral at 3000rpm lights open i shift to 1!!!!!

i was alredy ready!!

hmmm, i cant wait to pull up to a hemi, in my 93 lightning, say "that thing got a hemi?" in my best hick voice and proceed to blow him away.

i was at neutral at 3000rpm lights open i shift to 1!!!!!


In an automatic like your Aztec you would be better served to leave it in D (Drive) and brake torque the engine to 3000 rpm and launch rather than a 3000 rpm neutral drop. The only thing that will accomplish is "lunching" your transmission after a few times. Leave it in Drive, apply the brake and rev the engine to 3000 rpm. This will "pre-load" the transmission and let you leave more quickly than what you describe above.

he has been driving since he was 13 years old but i drive since i was 9years old!!

That's not saying much. If you were doing it here in the states all it says that you were breaking the law and being irresponsible. Now if you are talking about driving in another country where the laws are different then that's a different story.

Keep it safe out there.

:)

Or maybe he's a farm kid. I know around here in Kansas farm kids wind up driving tractors, combines, and wheat trucks. Note that this is in fields not on roads and isn't the least bit illegal because it's private property. There are also kids younger than nine racing all kinds of vechicles very legally. Including lawn mower powered dragsters and fairly powerful dirt bikes.

:woot: in Brasil were i come from we can drive at least a buggy lower than 100 hp so that was not illegal back then but now it is!!!

i wanted to go from neutral to 1 because i wanted som tire screech!!! :zippy:

Or maybe he's a farm kid. I know around here in Kansas farm kids wind up driving tractors, combines, and wheat trucks. Note that this is in fields not on roads and isn't the least bit illegal because it's private property. There are also kids younger than nine racing all kinds of vechicles very legally. Including lawn mower powered dragsters and fairly powerful dirt bikes.

I thought of that shortly after I posted, but thanks for bringing it up. :)

in Brasil were i come from we can drive at least a buggy lower than 100 hp so that was not illegal back then but now it is!!!

That answers my question. You very well may be the only native Brazilian on the board. :)

i wanted to go from neutral to 1 because i wanted som tire screech!!!

Understandable. Still it will be terror on your transmission/transaxle. Tire spin is overated though. A good hard launch and all the competition will see is your taillights. :D

I love this forum i have been here a little while i feel welcome and every one seems understanding!!!

I LOVE YOU ALL!!!! :afro:

Glad you feel at home. :)

Keep on posting. Especially if you keep beating up on your buddy with the Hemi Ram.

Maybe instead of saying, "That thing got a Hemi?", you could try..........

"That thing got a Hampster?"

;)

lol "that thing got a hampster" :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: