ARSONANDY
12-19-2005, 01:40 AM
The very next day after I trashed part of my front end I rearended a Lesbian with my Goat! It wasnt as pleasant as your twisted minds might imagine. Heading to work in my usual fast state, I slammed into the back end of her car at a stop sign. I thought she was going to pull out as I turned to look and saw no traffic coming, so I keep moving. She sat there and wasted time, like most women drivers. I tossed her foward about 10 feet. I got out, ran up and saw that there was a childs seat with a young kid strapped in the back. "I'm f#@cked" I think as i see the baby crying and the black chick looking all freaked out. Luckliy her car was a beater and the bumper was only scratched up with a few chunks missing where the Goat took a bite. She had to call "her wife" to ask what to do. I talked to "her wife" on her cell phone and assured her it was minor damage and I would heal their wounds with some christmas cash which I did, then I sped away.
The Goat slammed the lesbian dead on and it wasted my grills, No more GTO badge, crunched the license plate, scatched up the bumper, and pushed it in more than it already was. Both front panels are a little more tweaked.
Still drives fine, I raced a dude coming back from Seattle late last night and the front end feels preety tight.
I dont care what it costs to fix the body damage, I got off so easy. If the Lesbo was smarter she would have claimed whiplash and I'd be paying for years.
The Goat slammed the lesbian dead on and it wasted my grills, No more GTO badge, crunched the license plate, scatched up the bumper, and pushed it in more than it already was. Both front panels are a little more tweaked.
Still drives fine, I raced a dude coming back from Seattle late last night and the front end feels preety tight.
I dont care what it costs to fix the body damage, I got off so easy. If the Lesbo was smarter she would have claimed whiplash and I'd be paying for years.