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blacksunshine400hp
03-25-2008, 11:55 PM
The one thing i absoulutly hate is a naturally aspirated honda vtech, well not so much the car, but the d bag driving the god dam thing. I was on the highway, (which unfortuanatly is the place where most my races happen) 65 north to be exact somewhere in between indiana and wisconsin (home). So I am driving when out of nowhere i see some stupid prick driving the amazing hatch back in my rear view mirror. There had been no one on the road for miles so I figured possibly this could be interesting. This jerk drives up on the right side of my car, just reving the vagtech with the amazing whine of a powerwheels(fartcan), and then he just books it and cuts me off. (mind you the speed limit is 70-75, I DONT THINK THIS A$$ HAS TO GET TO HIS SQUARE DANCE THAT BAD.) he then starts going super slow infront of me, obviously attempting to make me get along side him, which I do. The **** again revs his barbie jeep sounding vagtechular cancerous honda shivic, and then floors it, Only much like my race with z0 suck at driving, I floor my ls2. I dont have to sit there and explain the outcome, but had 0 chance. I get in my left lane and enjoy my ride home. Maybe if he had the typical 12 turbochargers it takes to make a honda fast (exaggeration no correction is needed) then just maybe he had a slim chance. But eh **** him.

Similar situation happened on the way back (they must just love the car) only with a cavalier (rednecks) with a even bigger and more powerwheels sounding fart can (car was white, with purple tint, and a giant sticker on the front of the windshield letting everyone know they where stupid enough to buy a sticker for their windshield telling everyone the car is a cavalier, and for woman to never sleep with them). So they rev and I notice they are just staring at the badges (great feeling), Not even worth my time so all I do is a quick satan rev (spawns of hell seep into my tires and carry my car and demonspeeding), and blow past them. They come up (on the highway mind you) role down their purple tinted windows and give me a thumbs up, i role down my 15 tint (twenty horsepower when i got that done by the way) put the four fingers out and make a 0 with my and hand shake it twice. Then flick the cool kids driving their medevil knight on a horse, and drive the **** on outta their.

Orbit Orange
03-26-2008, 07:46 PM
Shuttin' down the Civic ricers one fart pipe at a time. :D

andyx181x
03-26-2008, 08:30 PM
man i totally feel you, defintly worth the kill and your doing the lords work; putting ricers in their place one at a time

asktk
04-11-2008, 03:31 PM
dimwits - I get it all the time. Ricers and big cans. I had some guy the other day reving to the max and dumps the clutch off the light. I let him go and he winds it out, dumps to second and gets a chirp - then sticks his hand out the window and flips me the bird.

Too much for my ego - drop to 2 and right foot to the floor. I passed him in a heartbeat - ran about 10 car lengths on him and shut it down. He catches the next light and I leave him to razz someone else.

Then I stop and think to myself - why would I waste it on a couple dumba*s kids in a Honda. Then I smile and say to myself - "because I can!"

As the guy in the speed shop said to me the other day - if you got it - use it.

Drosophilam
04-12-2008, 11:59 AM
When I had my accord I always wished I could pass people with ease. I always had to get momentum. Now I just pass with no problem. It is fun and easy. You are right...If you got it Flaunt it.

FROROCKS
04-12-2008, 01:39 PM
dimwits - I get it all the time. Ricers and big cans. I had some guy the other day reving to the max and dumps the clutch off the light. I let him go and he winds it out, dumps to second and gets a chirp - then sticks his hand out the window and flips me the bird.

One word, "ENVY".