blacksunshine400hp
03-25-2008, 11:55 PM
The one thing i absoulutly hate is a naturally aspirated honda vtech, well not so much the car, but the d bag driving the god dam thing. I was on the highway, (which unfortuanatly is the place where most my races happen) 65 north to be exact somewhere in between indiana and wisconsin (home). So I am driving when out of nowhere i see some stupid prick driving the amazing hatch back in my rear view mirror. There had been no one on the road for miles so I figured possibly this could be interesting. This jerk drives up on the right side of my car, just reving the vagtech with the amazing whine of a powerwheels(fartcan), and then he just books it and cuts me off. (mind you the speed limit is 70-75, I DONT THINK THIS A$$ HAS TO GET TO HIS SQUARE DANCE THAT BAD.) he then starts going super slow infront of me, obviously attempting to make me get along side him, which I do. The **** again revs his barbie jeep sounding vagtechular cancerous honda shivic, and then floors it, Only much like my race with z0 suck at driving, I floor my ls2. I dont have to sit there and explain the outcome, but had 0 chance. I get in my left lane and enjoy my ride home. Maybe if he had the typical 12 turbochargers it takes to make a honda fast (exaggeration no correction is needed) then just maybe he had a slim chance. But eh **** him.
Similar situation happened on the way back (they must just love the car) only with a cavalier (rednecks) with a even bigger and more powerwheels sounding fart can (car was white, with purple tint, and a giant sticker on the front of the windshield letting everyone know they where stupid enough to buy a sticker for their windshield telling everyone the car is a cavalier, and for woman to never sleep with them). So they rev and I notice they are just staring at the badges (great feeling), Not even worth my time so all I do is a quick satan rev (spawns of hell seep into my tires and carry my car and demonspeeding), and blow past them. They come up (on the highway mind you) role down their purple tinted windows and give me a thumbs up, i role down my 15 tint (twenty horsepower when i got that done by the way) put the four fingers out and make a 0 with my and hand shake it twice. Then flick the cool kids driving their medevil knight on a horse, and drive the **** on outta their.
Similar situation happened on the way back (they must just love the car) only with a cavalier (rednecks) with a even bigger and more powerwheels sounding fart can (car was white, with purple tint, and a giant sticker on the front of the windshield letting everyone know they where stupid enough to buy a sticker for their windshield telling everyone the car is a cavalier, and for woman to never sleep with them). So they rev and I notice they are just staring at the badges (great feeling), Not even worth my time so all I do is a quick satan rev (spawns of hell seep into my tires and carry my car and demonspeeding), and blow past them. They come up (on the highway mind you) role down their purple tinted windows and give me a thumbs up, i role down my 15 tint (twenty horsepower when i got that done by the way) put the four fingers out and make a 0 with my and hand shake it twice. Then flick the cool kids driving their medevil knight on a horse, and drive the **** on outta their.